I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
