I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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