So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
im on a boat
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