I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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