There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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