Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize