i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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