On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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