Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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