Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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