It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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