Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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