I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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