normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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