just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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