Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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