Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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