We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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