i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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