why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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