2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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