Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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