Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
