Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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