She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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