i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Randomize