Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
