Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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