____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
