you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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