We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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