once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
