dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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