So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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