she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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