Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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