thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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