I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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