eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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