Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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