fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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