Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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