If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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