Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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