She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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