Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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