The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
