I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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