dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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