Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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