doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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