Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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