Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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