Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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