I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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